What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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